Nip and tuck, snip and suck- it's the Age of the ageless, a group of people with the means to reverse the tell-tale signs of time, and recapture their youth.
If you have the capital, you can purchase a buxom bosom, a nubile body belonging to a premenstrual teenager, a brand new nose and even washboard abs.
Forget gym, personal trainers and low GI diets- introducing Dr Braun, Dr Rey and Dr 90210.
Whoever said money can't buy love, either had no money or hadn't experienced the benefits of Plastic Surgery.
Now you can learn to love yourself through liposuction and labioplasty, and increase your longevity. Turn the characteristic elements you dislike about yourself into projects for your Plastic Surgeon- pin back bat ears, lift droopy eyelids or remove that gobble under your chin. All of this comes at a hefty price, but if it guarantees happiness, why not? I’m all for a little lift here, and a thrust there…
So before you stand starkers in front of the mirror, distressed and despaired over your ageing, unsightly body, book an appointment with your local medical magician and reap the rewards of being nipped, tucked, snipped and sucked.
Dig deep into those pockets and join the age of the ageless, when a medical professional can simply wipe away the years with a single wave of his wondrous wand...at a price of course;)
Add a Comment