Have your chicken and eat it too!

A parody cookbook entitled “Fifty Shades of Chicken” by FL Fowler (a pen name, get it?) is being released world-wide tomorrow (on Amazon.com) and is said to become the steamiest cookbook you’ll ever have in the kitchen.  The author, supposedly a food industry professional is insisting that that the lead characters from Fifty Shades of Grey, Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele’s sexual power dynamic is evident in the way a chef prepares his meat.  “You start with an overbearing cook and a pigheaded chicken but by the end they’re spanking and tying each other up like soul mates,” he said.

The promotional copy is agonizing, however, hilarious: "A young, free-range chicken. A dominating, ravenous chef. A naughty tale of fowl play.”  And you find yourself wanting to listen to more.  The cookbook is filled with a number of mouth-watering recipes with titles such as “Dripping Thighs, Learning to Truss You, Erect Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon and Happy Ending Chicken.

However funny, I think it’ll make for an excellent Christmas gift to those friends addicted to the bestselling trilogy of the year, Fifty Shades of Grey.  Something like this was bound to happen, touché…

Fifty Shades of Chicken Book Trailer: