Oh darl, I pray every day that you will find your Mr Right” says friend. *insert sound of screeching record* I’m sorry, what? When was the God Intervention? Dang, did I sleep late again?
Please save your prayers. I’m sure God has more important things to worry about. Libya, Zimbabwe, Uitenhage’s fashion crisis… to name but a few.
Being patronised to that extent should be punishable by law.
Law wielding a blue permanent tattoo…Continue
Added by Candy Paula May on June 19, 2012 at 18:00 — No Comments
“But he was so loooooovely, dude. He wore his special Paul Smith fragrance on our first date, he was funny, generous and *sigh* dude he was just soooooo lovely…”
Guy friend: “Wait. Was this before or AFTER he called the waitress a cow?”
Me: *sheepish* “Before.”
GF: “And was this before or after you walked out the restaurant because he was rude?”
Me: *irritated* “Before.”
GF: *smug Cheshire Cat grin*…Continue
Added by Candy Paula May on June 5, 2012 at 18:00 — No Comments