Candy Paula May's Blog – June 2012 Archive (3)

Single Sympathy...

Oh darl, I pray every day that you will find your Mr Right” says friend. *insert sound of screeching record* I’m sorry, what? When was the God Intervention? Dang, did I sleep late again?

Please save your prayers. I’m sure God has more important things to worry about. Libya, Zimbabwe, Uitenhage’s fashion crisis… to name but a few.

Being patronised to that extent should be punishable by law.

Law wielding a blue permanent tattoo…

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Added by Candy Paula May on June 19, 2012 at 18:00 — No Comments

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Added by Candy Paula May on June 12, 2012 at 18:00 — No Comments

Trivial Pursuits...

“But he was so loooooovely, dude. He wore his special Paul Smith fragrance on our first date, he was funny, generous and *sigh* dude he was just soooooo lovely…”

Guy friend: “Wait. Was this before or AFTER he called the waitress a cow?”

Me: *sheepish* “Before.”

GF: “And was this before or after you walked out the restaurant because he was rude?”

Me: *irritated* “Before.”

GF: *smug Cheshire Cat grin*…

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Added by Candy Paula May on June 5, 2012 at 18:00 — No Comments